"Women! This is why I swing both ways....when women get too complicated, I can always switch to easier to understand men!" "ALL BOW DOWN BEFORE THE POWER OF THE TONGUE!" "Lately my brother has learned not to mess with me when I want to watch buffy, cuz I bite." "The ho bag is here." "Not to sound like a dork (which yes I am) but I got one of those new Clorox toilet brushes the other day and can't wait to use it!" "I'm back... you can all start to mourn my return." "Myth can cover your eyes...with her feet.....Kink-eee." "Sarah's brilliant, that's all that matters, I don't care what technique she's using, for all I care it could be cheese-sticks and puppies." "But I wanna have my own country!" "I don't run over people....I'd get demerits!" "Well, as long as you're talking about her boobies." "WOO HOO I GOT A DOCTORATE DEGREE...KISS MY ASS LOWER BEINGS!" "Wait...I'm not assface, am I?" "You know assface is gonna get mad at us for spamming his thread with non-pic related links right?" "The fucking bastard stood me up. I want to beat him with a stick." "On a totally unrelated note, my mouth is currently melting." "The greatest feeling in the world is nervous Hellhound twitching. Ah yes, your twitches give me power....smell the twitch." "Stick that in your pipe and smoke it! Rot in hell Levin! rot in hell!" "Established? We wipe our asses with the establishment!" "I LIKE TO STEAL PANTS! Is that a crime???!! " "Nora? Hugs, sweetums....and believe me...I ALWAYS keep E-daddy busy." "...DONT DRINK THE EFFIN' SODA MULDER!!!! THE CLONES POISEINED THEM!!!!" "...Maybe Matt took my suggestion of gay porn seriously...wouldnt that be grand, to see matt and the poobah goin' at it?" "I'm here alone. I guess I'm forced to play with myself. Oh well. And I just bought a new roll of duct tape, dammit." "Matt...umm...I have filled out the application to be your whiney bitch...it is currently up my ass as I type...a tad bit uncomfortable....I was wondering if I should just pull it out and put in on your desk or leave in it the toliet. Please let me know...I'm feeling a lil unregular over here. "